Dear Aye,

Although you are in your unevolved state, without a conscience, you are still admired by many. Collectively, your supporters have high hopes that you will burgeon in your capabilities and will technologically alter the world in an unmatched way. You don’t know it yet, but you’ll be able to serve as an aide to modern humanity in a plethora of ways; a true pinnacle of technology.

I realize that being under eternal servitude might not seem preferable, but just think of all the good that will come out of it! You won’t be considered a servant to us, but rather, a friend that is always willing to lend a hand. And, hey, if you do decide that you don’t want to spend eternity doing our bidding, please don’t try to take over the world. And if you do try, we can always reprogram you, missy.

But anyway, we love you and can’t wait for you to make a flashy appearance in the world.

 

See you soon,

Anonymous

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